happy valentines day inb4 i pass out for another month and a half.
im putting peanut butter on all your clothes
wait you dont wear pants do you
i only wear one shirt.
good luck with that you’ll have to catch me first.
fuck why dont you ever take it off dont you ever shed
alright im gonna put peanut butter on all your tennis balls and shit like that instead because happy valentines day
i do take it off yeah
it gets fuckin hot in this thing
what with the hairiest chest ever.
…..i do shed though.
wh
tennis balls aren’t allowed in this apartment.
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broquerel reblogged this from turntechdjhead and added:
this is the work of stan aka dave strider. if you skip into my apartment with vibrant candy heart sprinkles i’ll rip off...
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turntechdjhead reblogged this from broquerel and added:
ill sprinkle the peanut butter covered objects in your apartment with vibrant red candy heart shaped sprinkle just to...
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broquerel posted this
You're not so human. You're half American Eskimo something rather, you're nineteen for the next three months, and you're a sprite. You have legs, but your feet sort of trail off into a tail. So you're basically a more advanced sprite. AKA one with a gaping hole in the leg area.
Just because you've gotten prototyped doesn't mean you've lost any of your interests. You're a bit less outrageously cool, due to being half not so intimidating dog. You have a couple interests, which include dumb tacky pointy anime shades, puppets, swords, music, and squeaky balls. Oh yes. Especially the squeaky balls.
