happy valentines day inb4 i pass out for another month and a half.
im putting peanut butter on all your clothes
wait you dont wear pants do you
i only wear one shirt.
good luck with that you’ll have to catch me first.
fuck why dont you ever take it off dont you ever shed
alright im gonna put peanut butter on all your tennis balls and shit like that instead because happy valentines day
i do take it off yeah
it gets fuckin hot in this thing
what with the hairiest chest ever.
…..i do shed though.
tennis balls aren’t allowed in this apartment.